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Wednesday, 8 July 2015

The Best and Worst Movie Taglines of All Time, #92

It's the list of the Best and Worst Movie Taglines of All Time and here's how it all goes down: http://www.mistercinecal.com/2015/06/the-best-and-worst-movie-taglines-of.html




Best #92
Which: "A monster science created but could not destroy!"
Where: Frankenstein
What: Extraordinary Hyperbole, Succinct Summary
When: 1931
Why: We all know the basic story of Frankenstein, but there's no better way to have it described than through the bombastic declarations of 1930s Hollywood marketing. Even if you've been living under a rock your entire life, this tagline gives you everything; mad science gone wrong, horror ensues. It's the tagline Universal created-that Mister Cinecal enjoyed!




Worst #92
Which: "Why are they putting seatbelts in theatres this summer?"
Where: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
What: The 'Our Audience Are Idiots' Principle
When: 1989
Why: So that audiences don't try to escape?




The Best Movie Taglines of All Time

100. "Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States", The Day of the Dolphin
99. "They're young, they're in love...and they kill people", Bonnie and Clyde
98. "Raise a kung fu fist to Ogami-AND HE'LL CUT IT OFF!", Shogun Assassin 2: Lightning Swords of Death
97. "In the year of darkness 2029, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created THE TERMINATOR.", The Terminator
96. "Oh yes. There will be blood.", Saw II
95. "They're tobacco chewin', gut chewin', cannibal kinfolk from Hell!", Redneck Zombies
94. "The first casualty of war is innocence", Platoon
93. "3% body fat. 1% brain activity.", Zoolander
92. "A monster science created but could not destroy!", Frankenstein (1931)

The Worst Movie Taglines of All Time

100. "Not to be confused with King Kong", A*P*E
99. "Great things come in bears", Yogi Bear
98. "All the power on earth can't change destiny", The Godfather Part III
97. "Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?", Gladiatress
96. "Some houses are born bad.", The Haunting (1999)
95. "He puts the teeth in terror", Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
94. "The system gave him a raw deal. Nobody gives him a raw deal", Raw Deal
93. "Who's your nanny?", Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang
92. "Why are they putting seatbelts in theatres this summer?", Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

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