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Tuesday, 7 July 2015

The Best and Worst Movie Taglines of All Time, #93

Keeping the list going! See the preamble here, understand my arbitrary rules: http://www.mistercinecal.com/2015/06/the-best-and-worst-movie-taglines-of.html

Best #93
Which: "3% body fat. 1% brain activity."
Where: Zoolander
What: Succinct Summary
When: 2001
Why: Zoolander is essentially one joke: Male models are stupid. "3% body fat. 1% brain activity" encapsulates 100% of what the movie is about.

Worst #93
Which: "Who's your nanny?"
Where: Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang
What: Puneth The Hour, Punish The Man
When: 2010
Why: Groaner puns are the worst. Sassy groaner puns are a bit like having hot coals shoved in your eyes and there are going to be a lot of the on this list. Shrek films alone might break me.

The Best Movie Taglines of All Time

100. "Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States", The Day of the Dolphin
99. "They're young, they're in love...and they kill people", Bonnie and Clyde
98. "Raise a kung fu fist to Ogami-AND HE'LL CUT IT OFF!", Shogun Assassin 2: Lightning Swords of Death
97. "In the year of darkness 2029, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created THE TERMINATOR.", The Terminator
96. "Oh yes. There will be blood.", Saw II
95. "They're tobacco chewin', gut chewin', cannibal kinfolk from Hell!", Redneck Zombies
94. "The first casualty of war is innocence", Platoon
93. "3% body fat. 1% brain activity.", Zoolander

The Worst Movie Taglines of All Time

100. "Not to be confused with King Kong", A*P*E
99. "Great things come in bears", Yogi Bear
98. "All the power on earth can't change destiny", The Godfather Part III
97. "Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?", Gladiatress
96. "Some houses are born bad.", The Haunting (1999)
95. "He puts the teeth in terror", Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
94. "The system gave him a raw deal. Nobody gives him a raw deal", Raw Deal
93. "Who's your nanny?", Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang

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