Mister Cinecal

Mister Cinecal

Sunday, 23 June 2013

Adam Sandler Review Postponed, Hold Each Other For Strength

Due to a couple of little problems, Inside The Skeleton's Closet will not be posted this week and you won't be able to read about me watching an Adam Sandler film you've never heard of.

These are dark times, there is no denying. Though it may seem in this wretched hour as though the walls are closing in, and the walls are emblazoned with ads for Dunkin Donuts, you must be strong, you must band together, for when we are weak and divided, that is when the forces of Adam Sandler triumph. You know this to be true, for what other explanation can there be for Kevin James' career but a vindictive movie star exploiting human frailty? You may feel that this is a cruel and painful world, for you have seen enough people get hit in the groin in Adam Sandler movies, but know that even in the engulfing darkness, a brilliant light can shine through and fill the spirit with hope. I mean, remember Punch-Drunk Love? It was quite good. Be ye men (and women) of valour and know that I have not abandoned you, and know that I will make fun of Going Overboard when I get around to it, probably.

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